an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems
i have some too
(via jelloapocalypse)
Yeah you’re right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
(via lottiesquidhugs)
yeah well he had me in the second half too
oh this was absolutely the wrong blog
(via characterlimit)
Naw, LET HER COOK!
THE REAL QUEEN OF RAP!!!!
Leaving this in the tags was criminal
(via egberts)
In the Boo Moon Galaxy in Super Mario Galaxy 2, there is a crescent moon-shaped planetoid that sways back and forth under Mario’s or Luigi’s weight. If the player character performs a Ground Pound on it, it will recoil, throwing the character into the air slightly.
However, if two Ground Pounds are performed at the leftmost edge of the planetoid while playing as Luigi with precise timing, the recoil from the motion will be so great that it will catapult Luigi into space, killing him.
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am going to be thinking “lindt chocolate beast” on a loop for the next 5-10 business days
(via fartgallery)






























